TEAR DROPS AND MEANINGS

When a person cries and the first drop comes from the right eye, it's happiness. Left eye, pain. Both, frustration.

ENVYING THE RICH

Those who envy the wealthy lead lives of miserable despair.

HEAVY MAKEUP

Just because it's called make-up... doesn't mean it's supposed to makeup 99% of your face.

VIOLENT PHOTOGRAPHERS

Photographers are violent people. First they frame you, then they shoot you, then they hang you on the wall.

CELLPHONE ADDICTION

The most common sign of an addiction to cell phones is frequently feeling it vibrate when it hasn't.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L

To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don’t need to be accepted by others. You need to accept yourself.

IS LOVE BLIND?

 

Love blurs your vision; but after it recedes, you can see more clearly than ever. It's like the tide going out, revealing whatever's been thrown away and sunk: broken bottles, old gloves, rusting pop cans, nibbled fishbodies, bones. This is the kind of thing you see if you sit in the darkness with open eyes, not knowing the future.”
― Margaret Atwood, Cat's Eye

CAT COMMUNICATION..

Cats vocalize with purrs, growls, hisses, and meows.

 

Meows are one of the most widely known cat sounds. In nature, the meow is a sound used by a cat to signal a request to its mother. Adult cats do not meow to each other, and so the meowing to human beings that domesticated cats exhibit is likely partly an extension of the use by kittens of this plaintive meow signal

CALORIE TAILORS

CALORIES: TINY CREATURES THAT LIVE IN YOUR CLOSET AND SEW YOUR CLOTHES A LITTLE TIGHTER EACH NIGHT.