TEAR DROPS AND MEANINGS

When a person cries and the first drop comes from the right eye, it's happiness. Left eye, pain. Both, frustration.

ENVYING THE RICH

Those who envy the wealthy lead lives of miserable despair.

HEAVY MAKEUP

Just because it's called make-up... doesn't mean it's supposed to makeup 99% of your face.

VIOLENT PHOTOGRAPHERS

Photographers are violent people. First they frame you, then they shoot you, then they hang you on the wall.

CELLPHONE ADDICTION

The most common sign of an addiction to cell phones is frequently feeling it vibrate when it hasn't.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L

To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don’t need to be accepted by others. You need to accept yourself.